Kids say . . .

Here's a post of some funny things that have come out of my kids lately.

Nicholas:
Nicholas is pretty good about eating everything. And lately, he'll say "like it" when he REALLY likes something. So the other night at dinner, he was really enjoying his corn on the cob and asked for more. He said, "More Porn. Like it Porn!!" Isn't that sweet?

When Sam and Benjamin were fighting, Benjamin started crying. Nicholas turned to me and said, "Benjin crying. Sammy bad, bad bad!!" It never ceases to amaze me how quickly kids catch on to things.


Benjamin:
Benjamin: I’m sick.
Josh: No you aren’t
Benjamin: Then how come I have a fever?
Josh: Buddy, you don’t have a fever.
Benjamin: I do -- I can prove it. Every time I check my temperature with a thermometer, it tells me F for fever.

Sam:
Sam: Did you know Tarantulas can talk?
Josh: No they can’t.
Sam: Yes they can -- they have to talk to mate.
Josh (ears perked): What do you mean?
Sam: Well, one Tarantula has to asks another tarantula to mate, and the other one has to say if they want to.
(And thankfully the conversation ended there . . .)