Resume of a Two Year Old

Name: Nicholas White
Life Skills:

• Climbs Anything
• Finds a permanent marker anywhere in the house
• Uses said permanent marker to draw on the table and the windowsill
• Throws plastic toys into the hot oven
• Can tell the second the door is open and always makes a run for it
• Can undress in a matter of seconds
• Uses words like "My favorite!" to get what he wants
• Says things are "pretty cool" when he's trying to down play excitement
• Loves to sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, but doesn't like others to join in
• Favorite foods are gum, candy, chocolate, fruit roll-ups and chips (yum . . . )
• Has favorite episodes of Blue's Clues that he watches over and OVER
• Loves to color, and although he knows to only color on paper, he regards walls, furniture and clothing as paper
  
• Dumps out entire containers of crickets, cricket food and gecko vitamins for Sam's pet gecko (not all at once, thank goodness -- but not only once either!)
• Can make anyone laugh!
  
  
  
  There seems to be very little Nicholas can't do -- but here are a few things:
  Can't climb out of his bed
  Can't keep his pajamas on at night
  Can't keep his hands off cell phones
  Can't stop being so adorable despite the fact that he makes me absolutely crazy!!
  
  Happy 2nd birthday Nicholas! We love you!!!